Lindsey Vonn broke her ankle last week in New Zealand, came home to the USA, then flew to Mexico and bikini partied with her friends.
She got a large henna underboob tattoo while there and proceeded to show it off all over instagram and more.
Lindsey, the winningest female ski racer in history, has been training super hard and likely needed this mental and physical break from the gym and snow.
Regardless, Lindsey knows how to make a Mexican vacation look fun.
‘Trump 2020’ that should wind her up.
Maybe she’ll buy some more ink and Tattoo Hillary face on her butt?
Now that she proved herself on the slopes she can fade away.
Maybe there is a brother around here worth a few million that cares.
….but what fun is a tramp w out a stamp?
I get the feeling that she’s a moron with a pretty face that just so happens to be a good skier.
Fuck tattoos.
Dear America,
Winningest is not a word.
<3 the rest of the world.
Dear “Slowdawg”,
In the English speaking world, “dawg” is not the proper spelling.
<3 The English speaking world