The 10 Best (Or Worst) Chairlift Pickup Lines

Lindsay Hayden | | Industry NewsIndustry News
Chairlift pickup lines get people excited.
All great love stories begin with a little chairlift chat. Photo courtesy of Photo-John/Alta Ski Area.

Let’s set the scene: You’ve finally made it through that monster of a lift line; you exchange a few words with the liftie and plop yourself down on the six-pack that comes swinging in behind you. As you turn to the person next to you and ask, “Bar up or down?”, you can’t believe it… You’re sitting next to a regulation slope-side hottie! You feel the urge to say something, to make yourself known, to get the digits, but what do you say? Sure you could ask what runs they’ve hit or make small talk about the conditions, but if you use one of these ten chairlift pickup lines you’re guaranteed a laugh and a high likelihood of scoring a date (or maybe a slap in the face).

1. Don’t bother putting the bar down because I’ve already fallen for you…

2. I would après-ciate it if you let me buy you a beer…

3. Is the avalanche control team around? Because I definitely see a bombshell…

4. The backcountry isn’t the only place where you can get twelve inches…

5. Which one of these trails leads to your heart? 

6. A quad cork isn’t the only thing I’ll be nailing today…

7. I think I accidentally got on the chairlift to heaven…

8. This snow pack isn’t the only thing that’s hard…

9. Can you guess how much this chairlift weighs? Enough to break the ice…

10. I like it steep and deep. How about you?

*DISCLAIMER: Success may vary depending on your suaveness level.


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One thought on “The 10 Best (Or Worst) Chairlift Pickup Lines

  1. Not that funny when it crosses the line. Lets keep it funny for everyone.
    Today we have too many comedians that use vulgarity to try and shock you into laughing because they can’t think of good material. It reflects on their reputation.

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