Are You A Wuss?
Then why are you using a ‘wuss-sleeve’?? A wuss-sleeve is what they slip around your coffee cup so you won’t burn your widdle hands. Coffee shop vendors are like robots, they will always slip on the sleeve because it’s company policy, and in turn, you’re like a robot accepting it.
In fairness, there are people with heat sensitivities that genuinely need the sleeve, but for the vast majority of us, it’s an absurdity that ends its’ journey in a landfill.
I’m a regular guy (no different than you) who drinks a lot of coffee, and I ‘never’ use a wuss-sleeve, and I’ve never had an issue. Ironically, the same people that use wuss-sleeves, will cradle their porcelain mug at home to embrace the warmth?! Think about it.
The fact is – you don’t need the damn sleeve! It’s a waste of resources, that was sparked (and fueled) by hysteria over an accidental coffee spill in 1994 [Liebeck v. McDonalds], netting the plaintiff a 2.86 million dollar settlement.
We never had wuss-sleeves before that? The people who had sensitivities double cupped, and the rest of us just got the single cup as usual – no problem.
Now take a look in the mirror.
Are you a wuss-sleever?
Repent my child, and refuse to be a Landfill Feeding Robot.