Do You Urine To Conserve?
Sequestered and slumbering under a layered cloak of denim and cotton, the phallus rests pristine.
As guys, we may gloss over various sectors of our body when bathing, but Richard ‘always’ gets a good, vigorous, scrubbing.
I’m talkin’ about your penis!
*Now picture yourself walking into a public restroom* You’ll initially touch the cleanest object in the world (your penis); then in succession, the filthiest objects: flush handle, faucet handle, dispenser handle, and door handle as you exit.
With few exceptions, there is little reason to wash your hands after a piss – unless you intend on spreading a virus? Simply walk in, pee, and then leave.
By doing this, You’ve ~ Conserved Water, Spared Trees, and Saved Time!
Skiers, Boarders, Campers, Will You Stand With Me?
– Mota Bota
“If I can prevent just one Guy from washing his hands after a piss, my words will not be in vain.”