J-Skis Only Pressed 80 Pairs of their SKI-Bladezzz | They Sold Out Within Three Hours

J-Skis only pressed 80 pairs of these SKI-Bladezzz, and they sold out in 3 hours. Initially $420, they were marked down to $169 and flew off the shelves.

The official description here, from their website:

ONLY 80 PAIR MADE!!!! First come, first serve…. 

91cm of power! It’s time to crank down your ski size and crank up your après!!! These pure pleasure devices are G.O.D.T.A.M (gravity operated dual tipped all-mountain) equipped for maximum send!

They ain’t skis! Not snowboards, not noboards or even skiboards!! They’re skibladezzz!!!! Your new secret weapon of choice for doing every trick you wish you were good enough to do on your regular skis, with half the effort, while looking like twice the Jerry!!!

Hold on, I’m not done using exclamation marks yet!!!
Trying to impress the ladies or bros après? Throw on the Team Skibladezzz Jacket and you’ll be rollin like a pro sippin bubbly, autographing tatas in the hot tub, lying about the size of your… bladezzz!

Thanks so much for everyone’s overwhelming enthusiasm to bring back the product that launched my career in the ski industry over 20 years ago!