Concerned Citizen Demands Utah Governor Spencer Cox Changes His “Foul, Dirty, and Obscene” Surname

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A letter received by Governor Cox. Credit: Twitter

Utah Governor Spencer Cox has Tweeted a photo of a letter his office received requesting that he change his name as it is ‘foul, dirty, and obscene.’

The writer claims to represent the decent people of Utah who will assemble and recall him from office if he does not change his surname, which sounds like ‘cock.’

I do not know if you know this, but when people say your surname it sounds like the word cock. It’s obscene!

Us decent people here in Utah will not stand for it. The honorable Republican party will not stand for it. Most importantly, I will not stand for it. Because of your reluctance to change your foul, dirty and obscene surname myself and thousands of other Utahns will be sitting in protest, not standing, until you change your heinous surname to something less offensive. This is a social justice issue and we will not be denied basic human decency!

If our simple request is not met we will assemble and do what democracy was made to do by recalling you from office because of your filthy surname. This is not a communist dictatorship. THIS IS THE GREAT STATE OF UTAH! We do not accept sick jokes to run rampant in our civil institutions.

We demand a response to this letter and we expect to hear back from your office soon.

Spencer Cox, utah, governor,
Governor Spencer Cox.

Cox’s reply on Twitter, featuring a picture of the letter, says:

Really grateful for the criticism and constructive feedback I get from constituents that demand I…

*checks notes*

change my name?

The letter demands a reply from Cox. I guess his tweet is just that…

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2 thoughts on “Concerned Citizen Demands Utah Governor Spencer Cox Changes His “Foul, Dirty, and Obscene” Surname

  1. This is hilarious. To the point where you could wonder if it’s all a gag by some total comedian.

  2. Wait, is this for real? It makes me wonder if “a Very concerned citizen” was born a loser, or went to school to be one. How do you think the folks in Cali feel about Senator Scott Wiener?

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