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Aspen Ski Bum Guilty for Felony Arson After Botched Penis Prank

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Next time you’ve got the Sharpie out, about to draw an innocent phallus on someone, you’ll want to think ahead. An Aspen ski bum has pleaded guilty to fourth-degree felony arson, after setting his own house on fire back in January in retaliation for a classic drunken prank. According to an affidavit, 25 year old Stephen Elmore got black out drunk […]

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Mike Lavery | May 18, 2018
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How Does One Treat a Scrotum Frozen to a Thigh? | by Outside

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If your scrotum (balls) get frozen to your thigh, what should you do? Outside Magazine asked Dr. Peter Schlegel, a urologist and professor at Cornell University, just that question. Thankfully, Dr. Schlegel says that balls freezing to thighs is not a frequently occurring phenomenon. We do […]

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SnowBrains | December 19, 2013
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Do Not Wash Your Hands | Urine to Conserve…

Do You Urine To Conserve? Sequestered and slumbering under a layered cloak of denim and cotton, the phallus rests pristine. As guys, we may gloss over various sectors of our body when bathing, but Richard ‘always’ gets a good, vigorous, scrubbing. I’m talkin’ about your penis! *Now picture yourself walking into a public restroom*  You’ll initially touch the cleanest object in the world (your […]

Mota Bota | June 11, 2013
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