Aspen Ski Bum Guilty for Felony Arson After Botched Penis Prank Next time you’ve got the Sharpie out, about to draw an innocent phallus on someone, you’ll want to think ahead. An Aspen ski bum has pleaded guilty to fourth-degree felony arson, after setting his own house on fire back in January in retaliation for a classic drunken prank. According to an affidavit, 25 year old Stephen Elmore got black out drunk […] Featured Article Mike Lavery | May 18, 2018 0 Comments
How Does One Treat a Scrotum Frozen to a Thigh? | by Outside If your scrotum (balls) get frozen to your thigh, what should you do? Outside Magazine asked Dr. Peter Schlegel, a urologist and professor at Cornell University, just that question. Thankfully, Dr. Schlegel says that balls freezing to thighs is not a frequently occurring phenomenon. We do […] Featured Article SnowBrains | December 19, 2013 1 Comment
Do Not Wash Your Hands | Urine to Conserve… Do You Urine To Conserve? Sequestered and slumbering under a layered cloak of denim and cotton, the phallus rests pristine. As guys, we may gloss over various sectors of our body when bathing, but Richard ‘always’ gets a good, vigorous, scrubbing. I’m talkin’ about your penis! *Now picture yourself walking into a public restroom*  You’ll initially touch the cleanest object in the world (your […] Mota Bota | June 11, 2013 3 Comments
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