Words of a horrifying yoga experience by Henry Moser
One time last year I had never been to yoga, and my friends were all convincing me to go. I hadn’t eaten all day, and we just had a couple beers, also we were really high. My friends wanted to go do yoga for some reason, and Sully was being all yoga champ, because he’s generally into working out.
I got corrected for facing the wrong way, like when everyone was facing right I was facing left. I did my sit-ups really fast and didn’t realize it was timed and not counted, which is silly cause sit-ups are not yoga. It was pretty much power yoga. I threw out my back, got all tore up, and threw up. Later on I woke up in the middle of the night and like couldn’t breathe, and was just really sick. I was sick for a few days, and my back was all thrown out. It was my last time at yoga.