Trip Report: Yoga In Berkeley @ Yoga For The People: “I had never been to yoga before, and will never go again”

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Henry's favorite yoga pose
Henry’s favorite yoga pose

Words of a horrifying yoga experience by Henry Moser

One time last year I had never been to yoga, and my friends were all convincing me to go. I hadn’t eaten all day, and we just had a couple beers, also we were really high. My friends wanted to go do yoga for some reason, and Sully was being all yoga champ, because he’s generally into working out.

At Yoga:

I got corrected for facing the wrong way, like when everyone was facing right I was facing left. I did my sit-ups really fast and didn’t realize it was timed and not counted, which is silly cause sit-ups are not yoga. It was pretty much power yoga. I threw out my back, got all tore up, and threw up. Later on I woke up in the middle of the night and like couldn’t breathe, and was just really sick. I was sick for a few days, and my back was all thrown out. It was my last time at yoga.


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5 thoughts on “Trip Report: Yoga In Berkeley @ Yoga For The People: “I had never been to yoga before, and will never go again”

  1. Just want to say, I like and do yoga myself, I just overheard this story and thought it was funny. 🙂

  2. Ummm. Not be harsh but doing yoga after booze is not a great idea. And pretty darn disrespectful to the teacher. I thinks it’s great if you never do yoga but that certainly is your loss.

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