As the number of ski resorts remaining open dwindles by the day, White Pine Ski Resort in Wyoming is staying open for skiers to still scratch that itch. And wipe that ass.
The resort announced yesterday that not only are they staying open, but with the purchase of every day pass riders will receive a free toilet roll, a commodity that is in short supply at stores across the globe.
White Pine would like to extend assistance in this time of need to address a couple of known shortages…skiing and toilet paper. While supplies last (and as long as we remain open) we will be providing 1 free roll of toilet paper for every full-priced Adult day ticket purchased. This deal is only applicable to residents of the following counties: Sublette, Sweetwater, Lincoln, and Teton. Show your ID at purchase to prove residency. Be smart, stay safe, and stay healthy! Open Friday through Sunday!!
So if you must ski, or you’re running dangerously low on toilet roll, or both, you know where to head. White Pine Ski Resort has your back(side)…