It’s September… It’s September, and whether you know it or not, your mind has been seasonally shifted. September is the first of a series of months that end in “-ber” that lead to you saying “brrr.”
The equinox is less than 21 days from today. From then on, the night is longer than the day, cold stronger than warm, and storm will prevail over calm.
Ski and snowboard movie trailers are dropping left and right, and movie premiers loom closely behind them.
September. It’s when it all begins. The frenzy won’t come to fruition just yet, but its rumblings are deeply felt across the Northern Hemisphere. The rolling frequency will soon reach resonance and cause hectic and bizarre thought processes in snow humans everywhere.
An awakening is about to occur—an awakening of mind and body, of spirit and element. Tightened, sun-soaked skin will yearn for goosebumps and goggle tans. Barren, lonely mountainsides await profound layers of frozen dihydrogen monoxide and frantic homo sapiens.
Your subconscious already knows how your brain will react to the coming cold and snow. Once in and around it, you’ll act utterly ridiculous. You’ll scream without provocation within it. You’ll suffer through horrific winds and terrible cold to stay near it. You’ll wear strange clothing to impress it. You’ll spend copious amounts of money to befriend it. Some will even forgo food and mating to ensure its acquisition.
There’s no proven cure for this formidable mind-warp outside of the hideous decrepitude found in extreme old age. Even then, some find themselves longing for one more huge douse of snow-to-the-face.
So Beware. It’s September… It’s September, and the tide is changing. Your mind has been seasonally shifted—and it knows what comes next. Beware.
Let’s get it on!!
Tell me about it… I’m over the 110º+ here in PHX too. Tonight…. Tonight WE PRAY TO ULLR!!!!
It’s still a hundred and crap degrees here in Arizona…winter can’t come too soon!
Is zat zee best ya got
Wow
So rad Coronavirus or not
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WANT TO RIP
Mammoth area wthr guy says January, for stacked up storms.
If El Nino doesnt come through for Tahoe (Kirkwood), my wife is glad I’ll have plenty of company in the nut house
It’s still early for these sentiments in SoCal. 104 here yesterday:(
The times they are a changin’ and I for one can not wait. Great post Miles!
Well done young man
Very Well Written Miles!
Your method of describing everything in this article is genuinely fastidious, every
one bee able to effortlessly understand it, Thanks a lot.
I just felt the chill of the White Wind – yippee!
Not sure if I’ll forgo mating in its’ stead, but pretty much all else.
J
great post. i’ve been stoked since july!
I’m ready, bring it on…
Soon enough, cant wait
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I want to shreeeed
Ahhh Sweet September the month where my Seasonal Affective Disorder begins to wane soon it will not to bother me for several months as the mountains return to their white cloaked beauty
I actually wasn’t that freaked out until I read this. Now, I’ve got issues.