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The Pain McShlonkey Classic is set to go down this Saturday, March 30, at Squaw Valley.
Shane was inarguably the most influential skier of the modern era. Fat skis, rockered skis, backflips off everything, and a sense of humor that still has no rival. Don’t miss this chance for us all to behave in a ridiculous manner that would have made Shane flinch.
Pain McShlonkey Classic, March 30th, 2013:
9:00 AM- 9:30 AM
Chinese Downhill – Watch some of the world’s greatest winter athletes dress up in ridiculous outfits and compete for the coveted Pain McShlonkey Golden Saucer trophy in the ultimate snowblade showdown. Athletes line up atop the legendary KT-22 chairlift for an all-out snowblade blitz as the pros take on 30 amateurs in an anything-goes battle to the finish on Squaw’s GS Bowl, named for the original 1960 Olympic Giant Slalom course. Pros are invited to compete while amateur contestants are selected by submitting their most embarrassing moment in an online contest.
10:30 AM-12:30 PM
Extreme Small Mountain Invitational – This hilarious snowblade invitational is a crowd favorite! Spectators gather below the outcroppings of Squaw’s Enchanted Forrest to cheer on winter sports legends as they flip, flop and finagle for approval from a cast of celebrity judges.
2:00 PM-3:00 PM
Costume Contest – The other crowd favorite is the PMS Costume Contest held on Squaw’s KT Base Bar Sun Deck. This contest is open to everyone with great prizes awarded for best dressed.
Huge Raffle Giveaway – And don’t forget to grab a ticket for the HUGE raffle. Win loads of gear, dining certificates, lodging packages, GoPros and so much more.
3:00 PM-4:00 PM
Awards Ceremony – Who will take home bragging rights to the fastest snowblader on the planet?
7:30 PM-1:00 AM
The World’s Greatest After Party – This year SMF is taking the grand finale After Party to a whole new level! Prizes will also be awarded for best 80’s outfit. Guests must be 21 or older to attend with valid ID required.
yes, yes it was
last night was silly