PSA: No, It Is Not Safe to Roast Marshmallows Over Hawaii’s Volcanic Vents

Steven Agar |
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My first reaction would be ‘RUN’ but it turns out some people just want to roast marshmallows and sing campfire songs… Credit: ABC

A US government agency has been forced to warn against roasting marshmallows over volcanic vents surrounding Hawaiiโ€™s Mount Kilauea.

A curious Twitter user asked the US Geological Survey whether the sweet treat would become poisonous if toasted over smoke rising from the volcano.

โ€œWeโ€™re going to have to say no, thatโ€™s not safeโ€ replied the US Geological Survey to the tweet.

Jay Furr, from Vermont,ย asked: โ€œIs it safe to roast marshmallows over volcanic vents?ย Assuming you had a long enough stick, that is?โ€œOr would the resulting marshmallows be poisonous?โ€

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That would need to be some long-ass stick. Credit: Cottage Life

The US Geological Survey added that the resulting reaction would be โ€œpretty spectacularโ€ as they warned residents not to attempt it, adding that the noxious vapors and chemicals would lead to the resulting melted gooey treat tasting pretty bad.

โ€œIf the vent is emitting a lot of SO2 or H2S, they would taste BAD. And if you add sulfuric acid (in vog, for example) to sugar, you get a pretty spectacular reaction.”


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