Friday Fun
You guys know better than we do – is this real? Do Russians really do stuff like this?
‘Cause if they do, they’ve gone way up in our book. How stupefied would you be if this beastly machine just came cruising up on your summer beach vacation? We’d be stoked.
To be honest, we had no idea that hovercrafts of this size existed. What is this thing running on? Plutonium? Unreal.
From now on, you can consider all of your beach vacations boring. You’ll always be sitting there, slathered in sunscreen, pondering what will give you cancer first – the sunscreen or the sunburn – and wishing that a huge Russian hovercraft would roll up and spice up your day.
I’m pretty sure this means they already have hoverboards and are hiding them from us. Bastards
this is real, there is news footage as well. it was just a military exercise.
we know this is happening in russia because as the monstrosity appears to move closer and closer, no one is running away and NO fucks are being given or had. at all.
anything happen at the beach today?
no, not really
Makes sense to me. Beach patrol
Russia just keeps getting cooler.