The 7 Silliest Ski Industry Inventions According to SnowBrains Readers

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Innovation can be good and bad. Credit: Zach Mahone

The ski industry is continuously innovating. Over the years technological advances such as shaped skis, reverse camber, waterproof outerwear, heated boots and gloves, snowmaking technology, and more have made skiing more enjoyable. But not all innovations have hit the mark.

Imagine hitting the slopes with gear that makes you stand out for all the wrong reasons. The world of skiing has seen its fair share of silly inventions. We asked our readers: What is the silliest ski/snowboard invention you have ever heard of? They delivered these bizarre creations, that while well-intentioned, have often flopped in practicality and left us wondering what the inventors were thinking.

#7 Retractable Bindingsย 

The original BURT retractable bindings are classified as plate-style snow ski bindings invented by Burton A. Weinstein. Credit: firsttracksonline.com

Developed in the 1970s, retractable bindings had a unique feature that entailed two retractable cables for each ski that would extend and retract instead of completely releasing the ski from the foot in the event of a fall. The concept never gained traction primarily because the injury rate of having the ski pop back on during a fall was high. It also introduced unnecessary complexity and potential safety risks without providing significant benefits and did not stay on the market for long.

#6 Expensive Lift Tickets

Skiiers and Snowboarders hyped for Eldora's opening day (Image: Denver Westword)
Lift tickets aren’t the only expensive part of the sport. Credit: Denver Westword

Not really an invention, but expensive ski tickets can make skiing unaffordable for many people, limiting access to the sport to only those with higher incomes and making it especially hard on families. Peak daily rates were as high as $299 last season. Visitors may feel that the cost of lift tickets does not correspond to the value they receive, especially if the resort is crowded, the conditions are poor, or the amenities and services do not meet their expectations.

#5 Snow Bikesย 

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Snow bikes cater to a niche market and may not be suitable for the majority of winter sports enthusiasts. Credit: Wiki Commons

While snow bikes can offer a unique and enjoyable experience for some, this invention has failed to take off with the masses. They are viewed more as a novelty item rather than practical gear for serious skiers or snowboarders. It often requires a different skill set with a steep learning curve compared to traditional skiing or snowboarding. Add in safety concerns, resort restrictions, and maintenance challenges and we can see why our readers highlighted this invention.

#4 Paid Parkingย 

More and more resorts are charging for parking. Credit: Palisades Tahoe

While resorts may have reasons for implementing paid parking, such as managing congestion or generating revenue for maintenance, many skiers and snowboarders view it as an unnecessary and frustrating additional cost. It adds to the already high expense of skiing, can create accessibility issues, and often does not provide enough value to justify the fees.

#3 Snow Bladesย 

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Snow blades occupy a niche market within the skiing community and are often seen as a novelty or gimmick rather than serious equipment. Credit: snowfeetstore.com

Snow blades, also known as ski blades or skiboards, can offer a fun and unique skiing experience, particularly for beginners or those looking for something different on groomed slopes. However, it is hard to take them seriously due to their limited functionality, restricted terrain, differences in skill development, cultural perception, unconventional appearance, and practical issues. These factors contribute to their reputation as a novelty item rather than a serious piece of skiing equipment.

#2 Snowboard Leashes

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Snowboard leashes are mostly unheard of now. Credit: snowboardinterface.com

While snowboard leashes were once an essential safety accessory, advancements in binding technology have rendered them largely obsolete. Popping off two or four straps on a snowboard binding is extremely difficult. The leashes are often seen as cumbersome, outdated, and unnecessary in the context of modern snowboarding. Most riders prefer the convenience and streamlined look of going without a leash, trusting in the security of their bindings to keep their boards attached.

#1 Monoskiย 

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The monoski is not for everyone. Credit: www.lugaresdenieve.com

While the monoski offers a unique and enjoyable experience for some, it is often viewed as a relic of the 1970s and 1980s, when it first gained some attention. Due to its niche appeal, different technique requirements, limited versatility, market availability, and unconventional look, our readers deemed it the “silliest” invention. For these reasons, most skiers and snowboarders prefer to stick with more traditional equipment that offers greater versatility and broader acceptance within the snow sports community.

In the ever-evolving world of winter sports, innovation often walks a fine line between brilliance and absurdity. Maybe you agree with some on this list and disagree with others, yet it’s through these quirky attempts that the ski industry continues to push boundaries and spark creativity. While many of these inventions may never become mainstream, they play a crucial role in the ongoing quest for the next big breakthrough, proving that even the most outlandish ideas have their place on the slopes of innovation.

God knew what he was doing when he invented powder. Credit: Steve Reed

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One thought on “The 7 Silliest Ski Industry Inventions According to SnowBrains Readers

  1. Have you ever tried any of these ???????
    Don’t write about any if you haven’t.
    Monoskiing is a style and definitely is the safest form of skiing !!!
    Try it you might like it Mikey (Brent) !!

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