cut off one finger

One of my best friends and neighbors growing up is now an orthopedic surgeon. He loves to show me photos of his surgeries that he has on his iPhone. Yep, the pictures are gnarly. He does a lot of hand surgeries. He’s a ninja and can put hands back together that look like ground beef. He also sometimes has to make it up putting hands back together in the only plausible way. One day, when showing me some graphic images of a blown up hand from a 4th of July firecracker, he […]