The Pit Viper GogglĂ©s deliver. French for “goggles,” (don’t fact check me) I can’t tell you just how magnificent these puppies really are because, frankly, it’s immeasurable. I can tell you, though, that in the week that I have owned and been testing these GogglĂ©s, I have gotten more compliments for a pair optics than I have ever gotten for any piece of gear in the cumulative total of my life. Mostly from the opposite sex, too.
They’re also really good goggles in terms of functionality — not just in status. The first day I had them, I put them to the test at Brighton Ski Area in Utah on a 22″ blower powder day. I made sure to really let my face have it just to see how many face shots these goggles could take. I discovered that there is no limit with the GogglĂ©s. They come with a low light lens which works pretty great, too, and they have yet to fog on me — even when ascending Mount Superior wearing nothing but my GogglĂ©s and a beacon.
The Science behind the Gogglés (for you nerds):
- 1 x Aerodynamic frame built from space-grade materials
- 1x Ultralightweight adjustable nylon/spandex Pit Viper sport-band strap-on system™
- 2x State-of-the-art flexible sport-lens™ (Mirrored and Low Visibility)
- 1x Washable & absorbent dual-compartment soft fiber Limpcloth™
- 1x Sleek and convenient Experts Only Firmcase™ to keep it all handy
- Typical modern goggle bullshit
- 100% UV protective interchangeable lenses
- 1993 Mirrored lens VLT: 20% VLT.
- Midnight Mirrored lens VLT: 15% VLT.
- Low light lenses VLT:: 26% VLT
- Frame: injected nylon
- Interchangeable lens: One-step easy-change lens, see packaging for instructions
- Note: DO NOT touch or wipe the interior lens. The lens is coated with an anti-fog treatment that is easily wiped away, like all other goggles
- Size/Fit: 16″- 30″ circumference
- Will these fit with my helmet? Click here for some examples
- No magnets – Government agencies will not be able to monitor your brainwaves.
The GogglĂ©s come in two color schemes: ‘1993,’ and ‘Midnight.’ They go for $169 retail. Purchasing info can be found here. Below are the Pit Viper-approved applications for the GogglĂ©s:
Originally designed to block champagne spray from the eyes of World Champions™, GogglĂ©s may also be repurposed for all sport applications such as:
- Skiing
- Snowboarding
- Skijoring
- Mountain biking
- Water
- Dog walking
- Sailing
- Ball stuff
- Hood rat stuff with your friends
- Surfboarding
- Inline
- Snowblower
- Video games
- Volleyball
- Aerobic competition
- Sex
As you can see, the applications for the GogglĂ©s are practically endless. So, if you really want to knock it out of the park this season, you know which goggles — or GogglĂ©s, — you want.
You conveniently don’t mention the cost—or discounts.
Hey DJ! Thanks for your feedback. They go for $169 retail. Please see the updated article that includes the price now. Thanks!
search it up u big brain