Everybody has their favorite ski run. The one that given the right conditions delivers incredible satisfaction.
But what about the trail that stands out just on the name alone? We asked our followers “What’s the weirdest ski trail name you’ve come across?” Below is just a sample of some of their answers. We tried to categorize them as best we could.
Bubble Cuffer, Screaming Cheetah, Vaseline Alley, Spanky’s Ladder, The Fallopian Tubes, Throbulator, Sticky Pajamas, Ballhooter, Swamp Donkey, Chunky Swirley, Teenage Wasteland, Moment of Strudel, Tippecanoe.
Big Doo Doo, Smoka Bowl, Brown Trouser, Bassackwards, Birth Canal, Jabberwocky, Flatulence, Conifers of Narnia, Dilley Dalley Alley, North Dakota Downhill, El Funko, Jack Wacker, Idiot’s Delight, Poop Shoot, Skid Mark.
Exterminator, Organ Grinder, Psychopath, The Sphincter, Deviated Septum, Trench of Terror, Ditch of Doom, Body Bag, Doom and Gloom, Devil’s Backbone, Nasty Gash, Oh God.
The Pink and The Stink (side by side chutes), Devil’s Crotch, Cleavage, Glory Hole, Peckerwood, Arnold’s Mistress, Mary’s Nipple, Dick’s Ditch, Pandyfackler, Orgasmatron, The Shaft.
14 thoughts on “The Most Unforgettable Ski Trail Names”
Snowbird, UT: Regulator Johnson…
Good day sir.
Snowbird: regulator Johnson…
Good day sir.
It’s Conifers of Gnarnia
Jaws of Death at Mt Snow VT
Donald Duck at Sugar Bowl CA
Dilly Dally Alley at Powder Mt Ut
Bassackwards (initially Ass backwards)
Nuns isn’t on the trail map though. fun chute though
the F is for Fail- then it’s not “weird, funny, scary or mildly inappropriate”
Bubblecuffer-, Named for the bubbles that bubble up around the cuffs of the rivermans pants. also one bad ass trail at the Loaf
T Ferguson, please explain what you are talking about? A Bukkake Bowl is a noodle dish, I know. It also happens to be the name of a run at Rusutsu. Rusutsu is a nice place to ski, my parents took me there in 2019. We had so much fun.
“the F is for Fail ‘Bukkake Bowl @Rusutsu, Japan.'” A Bukkake Bowl is literally a regional noodle dish, but nice fetish bro.
Love that Dilley Dalley Alley at Ski Lookout Pass ID – MT was included. Also really like the name Purgatory on our steep Chair 3 section. Got some real good ones here. Shared on our FB page.
Big Honkers & Pucker Cheeks @Mt. Baker
Harry Beaver @Mad River Glen
Bukkake Bowl @Rusutsu, Japan
Crested Butte: Cesspool, Toilet Bowl, Body Bag
You left off a couple very important classics.
The Nuns Cunt at Alpine meadows
Glizzy Gobbler at Nub’s Knob
Add to The funny…”Pasture Ability”. A somewhat steep run at Red River Ski Resort in NM.